"Baron Von Smashbeak is an enormous mountain of a bird, covered in nearly indestructible armor. For this reason, it would not be wise to comment on his very purple talons, of which he is very self-conscious."
"It's been said that Baron Von Smashbeak was an absolute nightmare growing up, much to the delight of his proud parents. He even won the coveted "Top Scare Award" at the Nightmare Villain Academy at the age of ten."
"To make himself even more enormous, Baron Von Smashbeak only eats a steady diet of giant, fright-filled doughnuts. Which he orders by the truckload."